payback

This is my friend andy at his finest...

AznWightBoy: i think there should a male phone sex service
mere23: ew?
mere23: andy
mere23: crosses the line
mere23: once again
AznWightBoy: har har
AznWightBoy: it was totally worth it
AznWightBoy: and why is it crossing over the line
AznWightBoy: don't girls need assistance in masturbatory efforts?mere23: guys are awkward
mere23: they wouldnt do a good job
mere23: and girls need affection
mere23: physical attention
mere23: not talking
AznWightBoy: they can emote speak
AznWightBoy: like telling a story
AznWightBoy: I touch the small of your back.
mere23: um
AznWightBoy: And I uh fumble around with your bra.
AznWightBoy: Man, it is really hard to remove.
mere23: it not
mere23: is not, rather
mere23: sorry, im a little shaken up
AznWightBoy: wherefore?
mere23: ...
AznWightBoy: prizzle private?
mere23: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not at alllllllllllll
AznWightBoy: you just hate me so much that you'd rather i not know
mere23: you got me there
mere23: now, back to you trying to emote speak
AznWightBoy: I uh smell your hair.
AznWightBoy: It smells nice-much like the delicate aroma of the VO5 Strawberries and Cream Shampoo.
mere23: thats unfortunate
mere23: delicate like a flower?
AznWightBoy: no
AznWightBoy: VO5 Strawberries and Cream Shampoo.
AznWightBoy: I suddenly have a strong urge for strawberries, so I begin to chew through your frizzy hair.
AznWightBoy: mmmmmmmm
mere23: you should take up freelance porn writing
AznWightBoy: I bet I'd be uber-awesome at it
AznWightBoy: I'd be like the male Danielle Steel